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In my experience they give you applause, shower you with rose petals and give you a trophy.
Sam Reich appears and says who won
So you’re telling me…
He’s been here the whole time?
You only get one shot.
Judging from the last one I was at, when everyone decides to take a third break and get more interested in 80’s music trivia on YouTube than continuing.
Sucks to be the one guy who still hasn’t come and is getting major blueballs
I don’t think a single one of the guys actually came. I suppose that’s the difference between porn and real life - we were all there to make an experience for the girl, and that’s what we did. The breaks were to give her a chance to catch her breath in between strings of nearly non-stop orgasming. By the time we took the third break, she was clearly wiped out, so we switched to the music trivia and just wound down the evening naturally.
That’s pretty wild, and interesting in its own way.
How do you get into these situations, and how might I?
Hang out with your local kink community, and get a reputation as someone who respects boundaries and consent. The event was organized by a Dom for his sub, with people he knew were on her “I’d be willing to fuck” list.
Just use the password.
The password is oooooooooorgy.
Just don’t forget your mask
Get cooler friends.
I’m one of those great people who can’t read social cues, so when a get-together is winding down and people are leaving, I’ll hang around until you explicitly tell me to GTFO. It’s not that I’m desperate to stay or anything, I just don’t know how to read a room, especially if I have no other plans. I would be an absolute fucking nightmare at an orgy. 4am, the host now fully dressed again, mopping up the cum and sweat, and it’d just be me left, naked, wanking on his couch. His wife away to bed already, lights in the kitchen switched off, dogs fed and candles blown out, and just the thwick-thwick-thwick of my foreskin rolling back and forth while the guy angrily clears his throat, getting progressively more tuberculosisy as his impatience grows and with my apparently psychopathic dominance display showing no signs of abating.
“Hey man, got any more Viagra? Don’t think I’ll be getting another natural one tonight lol”
“Please… please leave…”
“Oh sure no worries, bye” and I’d be gone in 3 minutes without being any the wiser about what a colossal fucking prick I’d been until maybe 3 or 4 years later.
Actually, this reminded me of a real thing that happened when I was a teen, and the horror of which only dawned on me about 6 months after. I was in Belfast meeting a potential new bandmate for my metal band. He wouldn’t be there for another 45 minutes or so, so I thought I’d pass the time in a guitar store, playing a guitar I could never afford, without headphones. I must have ran through Metallica’s entire discography for that full 45 minutes - an incredibly long time. One of the clerks came and chatted with me, and I thought he was just shooting the shit, but in retrospect he was screaming through his eyes “motherfucker, buy something or fuck off, or at least stop playing Enter fucking Sandman”. As I was leaving the store, one of the other guys behind the counter joked “after all that and you’re not even buying something?” but guess what friends? That was no joke. And my parting response to it must have sounded truly fucking psychotic. “What for? Sure I can just come in here and play to my heart’s content for free lol” as the door closes behind me. I don’t even want to imagine what they said about me after I left.
Lads, get that autism diagnosis under your belt as early as you possibly can.
Also, if anyone is having an orgy near Belfast, hit me up! My willy’s pretty small, so I won’t be a bother to anyone. You won’t even know I’m there.
I’m not having an orgy but you can come wank on the couch at my great uncle’s wake this Saturday. It’ll be a good conversation starter.
I haven’t been to an orgy, but I have gotten a couple of invites over Grindr. There are always so many rules. So don’t worry they’ll tell you.
When mom gets home from work.
Nah that’s when the real fun begins
Don’t let your mom in, Stifler.
But what if Stifler’s mom lets me in?
I already cum on en passant
Well first, I’d like to thank you all for coming and last I’d like to thank you all for coming.
The one I helped organize had an end time because of the venue.
Every 10 minutes, someone gets voted out Survivor-style.
you joke, but pornographic horny TV game show would be amazing.
get random OF creators as players.
come up with crazy challenges or games…
I would definitely watch it, even if not horny,
the question is, who’s charitmatic enough to host it?
that was a fun watch, thanks
He smiles like he just got teeth installed.
Damn y’all, Mr Beast as charismatic enough to host this specific thing is the funniest joke I’ve seen in this whole thread lmao
However, gotta respect the hustle on the instant “fuck that guy” response, I guess it’s even funnier that way
🤢
No. Different game show: ‘The weakest dink’
Waps someone’s dong with hand
‘you are the weakest dink, goodbye!’
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I assume with food and rehydration, since its not like people will be sleeping over the night.
Why not? Everybody’s spent the night at all the orgies I’ve been to.
Where are all the orgies that you’ve been to? My friend wants to know
House parties with people who are in the kink/BDSM scene.
Spent the night sleeping, or eating and leaving in the morning?
People usually fall asleep around 3-4am, then we’d wake up and have brunch and maybe another one before everybody left in the afternoon, depending on other obligations at play.
depending on other obligations at play
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I expect porn movies have set OP’s expectations a bit high. Surely at some point the mind is willing but the flesh is weak, right? Or is that just me?
Just tape some popsicles sticks to it and be extra liberal with the lube.
You joke, but they do make like hollow dildos you can wear over your dick, basically like a strap-on.
Hey, something similar happened in EdTV.
I feel like the popsicle stick thing would be less embarrassing.
And a lot less comfy on the receiving end.
Meh, throw a condom on it, you’ll be fine.
I imagine the ideal scenario is pomodoro-style. Twenty-five minutes of fucking with five minute breaks, until everyone’s had their fill.
Look at those guys go. Best I can muster is about 23 seconds.
You still have two hands and a mouth, don’t you? Get back to work.
Same as a party
