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minus-squarefibojoly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoI expect porn movies have set OP’s expectations a bit high. Surely at some point the mind is willing but the flesh is weak, right? Or is that just me?
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoJust tape some popsicles sticks to it and be extra liberal with the lube.
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·19 hours agoYou joke, but they do make like hollow dildos you can wear over your dick, basically like a strap-on.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoI feel like the popsicle stick thing would be less embarrassing.
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoAnd a lot less comfy on the receiving end.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoMeh, throw a condom on it, you’ll be fine.
I expect porn movies have set OP’s expectations a bit high. Surely at some point the mind is willing but the flesh is weak, right? Or is that just me?
Just tape some popsicles sticks to it and be extra liberal with the lube.
You joke, but they do make like hollow dildos you can wear over your dick, basically like a strap-on.
I feel like the popsicle stick thing would be less embarrassing.
And a lot less comfy on the receiving end.
Meh, throw a condom on it, you’ll be fine.