PSA: Don’t buy a little-dog collar if your pet is a cat. Cats, even indoor ones, need a breakaway clasp on their collar in case it gets caught on something when they’re mid-leap. Indoor cats may not need a collar at all, but mine wears a bell so she’s less likely to get kicked/stepped on/rolled on, she’s too ninja for her own good. And my cell# is written on it just in case.

My wife has the same size neck as our dog, and one time we were out and decided to stop and get the dog a new collar so we tried them on her to see if they would fit the dog. Do you think they could clock that we were only trying them on to check the fit for the dog?

You mean the customers with the pup play masks on? Perhaps

customers asking for the fitting room is a clue