Misred radial as radical, not as wrong as I thought at first
DC can become the central district, then rename them all clockwise. District 1, district 2 etc.
First you need a massive authoritarian takeover that erodes the original federation into a new empire.
KANSSS!!!
So we have east Maine and west Maine now?
Kansss? Iona?
I’m sorry, do you mean the great state of IONﾍ?
Don’t forget Illlɪiois.
I have issues with Hawaii and Alaska placements on this map.
The U.S. but it got split up in the treaty of Jeopardy.
NE Indiana to Massachusetts. Nice. Boston is calling.
Virginia Man doesn’t have the same ring to it
“Fairymandering”
Why do all the states have different names? Aren’t they all called America now?
Nah, the king simply added America to the pre-existing names since they refuse to assimilate blue states. Cali-merica, Ameriiwai, New Yamerica, Washingamerica, and so on.
The audacity of North Carolina to take that sliver of land from Virginia. This will not stand
Look the math is the math.
Wars have been fought over less, and by god, they’re about to again
I fucking respect West Virginia
Fuck. I’m still in Texas.
I’m in Colorado now. That seems okay.
I just got moved to Nevada…
