Oh how I wish more antivaxxers chugged bleach…

Nah, the king simply added America to the pre-existing names since they refuse to assimilate blue states. Cali-merica, Ameriiwai, New Yamerica, Washingamerica, and so on.

Ideally, sauceologists should run a meta-analysis to definitively determine the ideal ratio. There is a possibility of a regional difference, and older studies might have higher ratios to compare to, and we’re lacking data on special limited edition sauces.

Let’s see… I recall 40 piece coming with 6, so I already know 0.1 is off. That’s 40:6, so 0.15.

That said, you can get pretty good nugget coverage with 6 nuggets to a sauce. I recently asked for one of each sauce when getting a 40 and that was 7 sauces, and they didn’t charge more cause I clearly was ordering with the curious whimsy of someone who had never had a 40 pack before. After all, this wasn’t a planned visit, fates simply lead us there that evening.

With a ratio of 0.175, there was plenty leftover, although popular sauces Honey Mustard and Ranch did almost run out. I imagine even with a 0.1 ratio, there should be enough sauce to satisfy all but the most gluttonous sauce abusers, assuming you only get sauces people are willing to eat.

I learned early on not to fabricate stories that I’ll lose track of. I love lying by omission, though, as you can tell half the story and it’s easier to keep track of that way.

Granted, I generally didn’t do things I needed to lie about and have always been upfront with questionable actions, like selling pirated anime CDs in high school and stuff. My parents are way worse than I’ll ever be, though, and when I got kicked out of the house, it was usually because my dad was drunk and delusional, not because I did anything wrong.