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minus-squareRentlar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·4 days agoAh, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days ago Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle. Context for the uninitiated: Matthew 19:24: Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.
Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.
Context for the uninitiated:
Matthew 19:24: