I like how Jesus or he really wants to fuck a mustang
Religion is a mental illness
Brain damage is a mental illness
Why did he get a platform lol
Man wakes up from coma, figures out how to make bank on it.
Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions
RFK went on again?
Sounds homoerotic, but OK.
Maybe “heaven” was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.
Fox News is like, “brain damage?! Bring him on!!”
Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that “heaven” is just like that fantasy novel that you’ve internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I’ll file this with the people that have conversations with god
Someone with brain damage is a few steps above their usual guests
Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.
Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.
Context for the uninitiated:
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
“…and on the 8th day, he doth roided up”.
When you carry your cross so much you get hench one punch man style.
That’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.
Why this is published? Today the more nonsesnse you say, the more chance to go public. Like “God exist” or “I was in Heaven” or “Jesus died and resurected” or “God tell me stories and I write them”.
Is he talking about the horse…or the car?
USA?
guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously
USA
Good thing he took a picture…
That’s the horniest car I’ve ever seen!
And I love it.
That car fucks.
Wait a minute, I spent 20 days in heaven and jesus was a short Chinese guy with glasses who was nervous around women. This guy is lying.
You are both wrong. My version of Jesus is right. Which means you’re both evil and are going to hell.
Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.
Maybe I could be a Christian after all
