slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoMan who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro Newsmetro.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square84linkfedilinkarrow-up1358arrow-down113
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minus-squareMrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoThen jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoMaybe I could be a Christian after all
Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.
Maybe I could be a Christian after all