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minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·3 days agoHuh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago“…and on the 8th day, he doth roided up”.
minus-squaremobyduck648@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoWhen you carry your cross so much you get hench one punch man style.
minus-squareLeviathan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoThat’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
minus-squareDickFiasco@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoKorean Jesus is fucking jacked.
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
“…and on the 8th day, he doth roided up”.
When you carry your cross so much you get hench one punch man style.
That’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.