slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoMan who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro Newsmetro.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square84linkfedilinkarrow-up1359arrow-down113
arrow-up1346arrow-down1external-linkMan who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro Newsmetro.co.ukslothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square84linkfedilink
minus-squaresolidheron@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI like how Jesus or he really wants to fuck a mustang
I like how Jesus or he really wants to fuck a mustang