Just dump a bucket of water in afterwards.
Surge flushing is real.
Automatic DNA tests on whatever you “deposit” into the “specimen chamber” and results sold to the insurance companies so they can increase your rates of drop your coverage coincidentally before you see an actual diagnosed.
Your butt told on you for pre crime… Minority Repoopt
And the app requires a non-jailbroken Apple or Android with strong play integrity plus photos of your face, your ID, and your shit to flush.
Pretty soon we’ll have AI toilets for some reason. They’ll be able to send push notifications to your phone. I imagine a future where your toilet is hungry because you went on vacation and needs you to shit in it so bad.
“Feed me, daddy.”
Whatca shitty future.
Don’t laugh guys, this WILL happen in the near future
Fortunately, like brewing your own beer during the volstead act, a flush is basic enough to be able to do it yourself with a bit of string inside the cistern.
Also similar to the BMW heated seats nonsense.
Or a pot of water to the bowl
The older I get, the better I understand Archie Tuttle from Brasil.
$5.99 a month.
Double flush for only $10.00!
$19.99 a month for Unlimited flushes!
A higher tier gets you 5 unclogs a month and reduced ads!
The cool thing about the wifi-enabled model is you get the built in camera and microphone as standard
And the FBI thought having to watch people through their computer screens was a shitty job.
I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p
What about mercy flushes? Air freshener can be as bad or worst then the odor you are trying to coverup.
I don’t see an artist signature
You’ll have to download the autograph app.
It’s a good app
They did a lot of work to remove the watermarks.
I’m certain that already exists
What’s with the pie
Long running Bizarro gag.
Or at least instead of a handle, there’s a capacitive slidey thing.
Hijinks ensue when they put their phone in their pocket unlocked while their spouse or child is using the toilet.
