I think you get a free pass when the spaghetti is longer than your entire arm.

Look, Gino, I don’t give a shit what your nonna would say about this. My gran had shit to say about gay marriage. You’re not supposed to take them seriously.

May you get tomato sauce stains on your favourite shirt

If they complain, say you’ll understand, will never break pasta again and then tell them you’ll get instant microwave spaghetti instead and they’ll die if a heart attack.

Welp, I read the bubbles out of order. Feels like this image was mirrored.

dismissive, angry hand gestures

I break mine into thirds 😏

If they complain, say you’ll understand, will never break pasta again and then tell them you’ll get instant microwave spaghetti instead and they’ll die if a heart attack.