my dude have you ever gotten a sandwich in Ljubljana? It’s bread, salt, butter, and bacon grease. that’s it. And they’re fucking amazing. I don’t think europe has any room to criticize.
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no. that's a little overkill, dude
bring the whole garlic braid. either braid it into your hair or wear it as a belt. you never know when you might need emergency rope.
bring green onions (not scallions) to plant along the trail so next time, you don’t have to bring onions you can just harvest them. first year, bring shallots to eat. fuck, plant the whole allium family. and some parsley, thai basil, thai chilis, you know what we’re going to need an herb garden. just try to get the same campsite every year.
BBQ rub seasoning from ???
gets color primarily from paprika. almost always
onions and tomato
yeah, seeing the symbols spread out across multiple characters makes it hard to tell whether that’s 100 or something else (considering i learned counting in cuneiform just this moment)
nah, do the french ablutions
BIDETS FOR NEW YORK
my dude i get you’re probably trying to be encouraging but it comes off smug and condescending. sometimes we get tired in the middle of a project and need a break, we’ll get back around to it next month. no need to jump on Funky’s back if they’re in a similar sitiation.
which hallucination was your favorite on day 4?
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3·1 day agothere’s a similar street that they’re recently changed like that in my small city. it’s a 25 street. my bike only does 20 until fix the front derailleur. if i catch the front of the wave and don’t have anything heavy in my basket i can usually make 4 or 5 lights in a row before i hit a red and it’s glorious.

(ignore that it’s ralph for a sec)
bigger win: he’s at crop dust distance and he’s never gonna know who gave him pink eye
if i don’t have music playing i might fall asleep in the shower. like, just monday my wife had to wake me up because i forgot my phone.
One Whey to rule them all, One Curd to find them, One Stink to bring them all, and in Aroma blind them
yeah, i only got a fancier-than-spigen case on this one because i wanted a better handle/stand for the phone, and my spigen ones i got just had cheap thin plastic for a kickstand that kept breaking. also my phone now has a slider that goes over the camera and that i think is pretty slick, and these racing stripes add wind resistance.
but spigens work pretty good
It’s a strong name with history. Just, times have changed
what if i’m a wolfman with surfing powers?
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2·3 days agoI bought the moon on ebay while drunk once
Wait, I think I dreamt that
hey everyone this dude’s three ichtyologists in a trench coat get 'em!
maybe with your anatomy. mine is hanging from the ceiling like a bat. or spiderman.



my freakiest day 4 hallucination was seeing a shadow person walk through the window then jump into my favorite nephew’s mouth like it was possessing him. I fucking know shadow people aren’t real, but like, holy shit.
i’m glad you got some sleep after that. i would need the biggest hug.