That would still seem like a method of “doing politics.” Satisfaction with the status quo -> do nothing to change the status quo and accept the repercussions for doing nothing. When you’re a public figure, people look to you for leadership, whether you want them to or not. That’s one of the costs of fame.

Rapesaurus Kidsex?

Does it stop being a trick when it’s a standard practice?

Are…are there…other uses for this stuff?

The first title I considered was “Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I’ve tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions.”