Become ungovernable.
Shut up Meg
Left handed, I see.
You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.
Are…are there…other uses for this stuff?
Yes, I don’t kink shame =)
You can’t be tamed.
You rebel! Next you’ll remove the tag off the pillows, and no one can stop you!
Hey, that’s illegal. Half of Gitmo is label rippers.
The old “mustard in the urethra” trick, eh?
Does it stop being a trick when it’s a standard practice?
Now eat the packet you coward.
First world anarchy
Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?
The first title I considered was “Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I’ve tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions.”
