I’ll give you a handie if you take me and my family back with you.
I’m lame. I play xbox bf6 and helldivers 2. I play other things, but I’m a parent with a business my partner and I run.
If I say something that makes me look like an asshole, I probably was, but I know this and I work to not be that way.
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Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•United cancels planned 9/11 flyover featuring passenger plane escorted by fighter jetsEnglish
1·4 hours agoOkay…so what would the fighter jets do?
Like…let’s say they did this.
This 2 jets are escorting the plane, but stay with me now, some radical on the planes highjack the plane. Now it’s flying towards ground zero… Are the fighters gonna blow it up and the folks on board?
Ya that would be fucking amazing to see on such a tragic day. Fucking dumb.
And I know maybe I’m dumb and don’t get why they’re escorting it. But the bad guys who would do something aren’t gonna be coming in with their own jets to get into a dogfight. They’ll be regular looking dude with a pocket knife or a bomb strapped to his chest or some shit.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This one time, at band camp...
2·5 hours agoIs it…edible?
Asking for a friend.
Is it better there?
Nah. What the problem was the whole “it’s the internet, it’s not real. Get off it. Etc etc.” The truth is the internet is as real as you and me. The things we say and do are real.
We should’ve taken it more serious. Not let these hate groups form online. It was the wild west and people pussy footed around about taming it.
Now it’s a cancer riddled mess with pockets of safety, but the rest is no man’s land.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Breaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef: 'There was a modder in the community that was really mean to me'English
3·6 hours agoImah be real. I love B.B. they make good music and I haven’t heard anything bad about him.
So glad this wasn’t a racist rant or some shit.
Best for me was Apex. Went to revive my buddy. Fell asleep. Ran straight past him and off an edge. Woke up to “wtf G wtf G!” (tag starts with G)
Dear God…you’re right. They have infiltrated us. It’s fubar!
Game over, man! Game over!
It comes and goes for me. Some nights I’ll just be up not matter what. Fell asleep flying a plane in battlefield 1. Was a “oh fuck! Ground!” When I came to and saw myself plummeting towards a desert floor.
Have you tried not sleeping? I get insomnia. I have stayed up 4 days in a row with back to back work.
It’s thrilling.
That’s not where I saw this going. Ha
I just do as my ma would do. Find path and move through. If someone gets in your way “Excuse me.” Didn’t move? Say it louder and a little more rude. When they move and give you a look, just go. Don’t stop. What are they gonna chase you? That’s weird. Fuck em.
Make em move till you are outta that shit.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump claims firefighters carried him away from Ground Zero right after 9/11English
7·1 day agoBubba looks like he got that fuckboy dick. Not the fuckboi dick, the fuckboy dick. The one that’s the “best friend” of that one woman/girl
That no matter what no matter how bad he is, they will always be fucking eventually.
That dick left a mark on Trump, and he’s chased that dragon ever since.
I was at a loss, but I’m glad I didn’t give it up. That would’ve let me down.
I might not like Disney, but you keep Bluey out your goddamn mouth.

Fucking feel so burnt by Tumblr losing porn. I legit only got Tumblr cause of the porn, and it went and got all righteous like a month or so after.