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Cake day: October 23rd, 2026

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  • People have covered the hypothetical Dave well enough, I’m more concerned about the freaky hat-washing author here. Real Americans wear their hats until they are lost or destroyed in industrial accidents, and the only patriotic way to acquire a replacement is free with the purchase of tools or equipment. Mine says “Yamaha” and came with an outboard motor in 1999, waterproofing it with locally sourced skull oil was the work of years