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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

Beer garden ready

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Beer garden ready

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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    One of my buddies calls this a ‘cake pop’ build

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    He took “skinny jeans” a little too literally. It would work if his top half was not big.

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    We’re so keyed to spot ai that we’ve forgotten how to recognize obvious photoshops.

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    Upoer body hero, lower body zero.

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    9 hours ago

    Bro is anti leg day

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      Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems

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      8 hours ago

      Dude has never seen a hill in his life.

      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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        7 hours ago

        He’s seen lots, just all downhill.

        • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.

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    How I feel with my chicken legs wearing shorts.

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    Gru?

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    10 hours ago

    Sah hot beb

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Suez-max ass thigh gap

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      10 hours ago

      Thonx beb

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      9 hours ago

      Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.

      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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        And the gap is in a different color hex code

  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
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    Dude looks like an anime character.

    • Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works
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      Despicable me ass-havin-legs

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        I read this in a pirate voice.

      • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
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        How is motherfucker gonna hide his freeze-ray without his jacket? Ain’t gonna go in his pants.

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    10 hours ago

    If Dr. Robotnik did everything but leg day.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      The peak male form.

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    Gotta be fake

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      It’s not just fake, it’s old school fake. You can clearly see the photoshop along his legs.

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        I zoomed in for those who can’t see it:

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    I have long skinny legs and even mine look like tree trunks compared to this dude

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    Dude skips every leg day

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      Dude’s never even heard of leg day

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        I’ve heard even thinking about exercising can cause some little bit of neuron activity, so dude may not even be aware he has legs.

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    I haven’t seen legs that tiny since I saw Hegseth try and bench press

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