One of my buddies calls this a ‘cake pop’ build
my mom calls it a SpongeBob body
Lol I’m switching to using that
Fuck you Reilly yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it
Fuck you Jonesy, last night I got your mom so wet Trudeau had to deploy the national guard to stack sandbags around my bed
We’re so keyed to spot ai that we’ve forgotten how to recognize obvious photoshops.
He took “skinny jeans” a little too literally. It would work if his top half was not big.
Bro is anti leg day
Bro definitely drives to the gym
Dude has never seen a hill in his life.
He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems
Sah hot beb
Thonx beb
Suez-max ass thigh gap
Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.
And the gap is in a different color hex code
If Dr. Robotnik did everything but leg day.
The peak male form.
Dude looks like an anime character.
Despicable me ass-havin-legs
I read this in a pirate voice.
How is motherfucker gonna hide his freeze-ray without his jacket? Ain’t gonna go in his pants.
Upoer body hero, lower body zero.
How I feel with my chicken legs wearing shorts.
Gru?
Gotta be fake
It’s not just fake, it’s old school fake. You can clearly see the photoshop along his legs.
I zoomed in for those who can’t see it:
I have long skinny legs and even mine look like tree trunks compared to this dude
Dude skips every leg day
Dude’s never even heard of leg day
I’ve heard even thinking about exercising can cause some little bit of neuron activity, so dude may not even be aware he has legs.
I haven’t seen legs that tiny since I saw Hegseth try and bench press
