I would distrust any woman who would date an ICE agent, too.
Only trust goats, sheep, cattle, horses, dogs, and donkeys.
Good god this is absolute peak comedy
Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman, especially if she’s interested in you
what he could add is, if the beuatiful woman is more attractive than you are to be exact.
Such a great way to make them suffer. Very good idea. More please.
Ah yes, I remember how there were women who lured SS officers to their death this way during the second world war.
Nice to see this technique has not been forgotten.
People who really care about trump become eunuchs for maga.
As a bonus, whatever small bit of meat is cut off of you can be mixed in with the ground horse, dog and rat meat that trump is bringing in from South America for that discounted maga meat that walmart is selling.
Damn, haven’t seen the word eunuch used in everyday conversation in a while.
Incorrectly tho. They meant incel - somebody who can’t have sex for social reasons - not a eunuch, who is physically castrated.
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The comment clearly talks about the physically removed material being mixed in with meat. That sounds a lot like a reference to physical castration.
It was… What a weirdly overconfident wrong answer from that other person… The internet, huh?
This lemming warns women not to trust any ICE agent trying to date them.
This is the same FBI that is now overlooking incidents of bestiality in applicants, as of this week.
“I’m trying to understand why you did this,” [Republican Senator John] Kennedy told Patel. “We’re having a tough time attracting agents, good quality agents we all can trust … Why would you even get into bestiality?”
Patel said the change was recommended to him after he saw various “cases” in which qualified FBI applicants were denied consideration because they had been forced into bestiality as a result of human trafficking.
Ngl, I had a very confused hold the fuck up, what the hell are you even saying second there. Apparently I am not alone:
“I say this with respect to the person who recommended it, why didn’t you just say: ‘What planet did you parachute in from?’” Kennedy replied.
And all this in the same week. Coincidence? 🤔
You KNOW you’re behaving crazily when even Senator Foghorn Leghorn is dunking on you like that!
Anyone wanting to date an ICEhole is a piece of shit, fucked in the head, or someone who wants to compromise them. And I’m happy that’s their only choice, because it’s the least they deserve.
There has been a ton of stories lately of women targeting ICE agents and getting valuable intel on their operations which they pass along to anti-ice organizations, or working to out them to the public and reveal their identity.
Good!
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I love the article’s description of trad wives:
“…conservative women who dress like the women in The Sound of Music, but without the opposition to the Anschluss.”
Is this really what the incels want?
FBI added to this same warning, but animals too, instead of just women. /s
So is this implying that ICE is OK with same sex dating, or that there are no female ICE agents?
they might need to follow fbi’s lead on relaxing hiring standards. then they can just keep it ‘in house’
Oh, no, they both have very different ideas of what to do to a dog.
Does it need to be one or the other?
Kash knows exactly what to do with dogs, right down to each breed.
“Dog breeds? I sure hope it does” -Kash, on all fours
you mean keep it in the dog house. also farm animals too.
Yes
Yeah, you gotta suck eachother’s. At least that’s what I would do in a situation like that. Or any other situation too. It feels great. So do it.
“We hired you because we knew you were cronically unfuckable. Now that you have a taste of confidence and a good paycheck, we can’t have some broad giving you a reason to question your role in the gestapo.”
Wow my last post is a lot more fucked up than it was funny and actually has me wondering : What if they started doing forced conscription for the “for-life,” prisoners or prisoners on death row to be ICE Agents?
Look up Oskar Dirlewanger and his group in the Nazis… They literally had murderers in their ranks
Wow, fucking really!! That’s fucked up!!! I just read into the guy not all of it cause there’s a lot but wow.
not all of it cause there’s a lot but wow.
Googled him again just now and read more into him. That was truly a monster of a I can’t even say human.
But after looking into how it went before which I never knew even happened before at a point in time but go fuckin’ figure it’s happened before🤦🏻♂️ I suppose it answers my question of how would it go forcing conscription upon prisoners serving life sentences or are on death row to be ICE Agents. 🤦🏻♂️ It wouldn’t go well at all.
Oskar himself was convicted of raping a 14 year old girl in the 1920s.
That’s been the case with Russian recruiting since about the start of the second year of the Ukraine war.
I guess this is why Kash Patel needs to get that bestiality stuff passed.
It’s called catfishing and they were VICTIMS!
Appropriately crossposted to nottheonion lol. This is like a real life version of Lysistrata.
