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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul
#streetracing #DUI #blessed
Imagining that old pic of a cat with a watermelon helmet behind the wheel.
Currently shitting my whole ass cause I had 12 things of beer yesterday
Unironically, mostly yes.
😔 I know.
I miss my black cat that was stolen from me. This post makes me sad.
Idk, pretty sure feeling like I’m gonna throw up after eating some donuts my coworker brought in is at most partially my fault.
Maybe. Did you give them good reason to poison you?
Not that I can think of
Maybe I can blame astrology
On the shitpost meter, you score 70%
Fine. Open your own damn can of food!