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Currently shitting my whole ass cause I had 12 things of beer yesterday
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul
#streetracing #DUI #blessed
Imagining that old pic of a cat with a watermelon helmet behind the wheel.
Unironically, mostly yes.
😔 I know.
Idk, pretty sure feeling like I’m gonna throw up after eating some donuts my coworker brought in is at most partially my fault.
Maybe. Did you give them good reason to poison you?
Not that I can think of
I miss my black cat that was stolen from me. This post makes me sad.
On the shitpost meter, you score 70%
Maybe I can blame astrology
Fine. Open your own damn can of food!