Beer can’t
Second healthbar
“This isn’t even my final form”
return/exchange it. I’ve worked in canning and you can’t count on it to have a proper seal, and it could have picked up and cultured any number of harmful organisms. We sent a double lidded can to testing with our regular shelf life testing batch and it blew up from something culturing.
I would’ve just taken the nearest knife and stabbed it violently in a fit of rage, but that sounds more civil
Just take your P-38 and/or P-51 can opener and cut the top off. Easy.
My dad kept a P-38 on his keys for most of his life. I believe it cut significantly more skin and pants pockets than it ever did can lids.
canned can
I think that might happen if for one reason or another the machine that places the can top parts happened to place 2 instead of one
Shotgun time
Yo, dawg, we heard you like tabs…
You found the mini boss. 2 health bars.
I want to believe both the tongs and the butter knife were pivotal in prying the rest open
You found the bottom of reality. It’s just cans all the way down, baby.
Yeah, but when you finally get down to the last can you get to experience that sick ass matroyshka buzz.
Another bottle-cappery!
