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Secret Panel 💦

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4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: A doctor lifts up a healthy baby in front of a tired mom

Doctor: Welcome to the world, little guy!

Panel 2: The doctor holds the child up in front of a tablet

Doctor: You need to create a life account

Panel 3: The baby is frustrated as the tablet rejects the input

Tablet: Sorry, that username is taken

Panel 4: The baby facepalms as the tablet needs even more info to create the account

Tablet: You need to make an email account for Two-Factor Authentication

Secret Panel: The baby sweats as the tablet continues

Tablet: Enjoy your 30 day trial of life. After-which, there is a monthly charge.

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    14·
    2 days ago

    must not share any of the letters in my name and must have a number in it, with a password that needed six non-consecutive numbers

    Reminds me of the first time I applied online for an ESTA visa to visit the US: It said that I had to enter my name exactly as it is on my passport but with only the letters of the English alphabet, which is contradictory to the point of impossibility.

    On a subsequent trip, I was stuck in Phoenix’ Moon Moon (officially Sky Harbor Airport) for several hours and missed my flight because the check in machine couldn’t deal with that same non-English letter and there was around a million passengers per employee to help resolve such issues 🤦🏻