I don’t understand other comments’ confusion, this makes total sense to me.
It took me a couple tries but I got there. Some punctuation would have helped.
it doesn’t help that “fuck” has every significations you want
Oh man, today Lemmy learned that “living planes” and such is a thing. “Living Aircraft” has like 5500 tags on e621 dating back to 2009. Reddit used to have r/dragonsfuckingcars, too.
I’m dating a living plane otherkin. We’re going to get married.
So yeah I’m a planefucker.
Wtf is this saying? Can someone translate to English for me?
“Everyone who works in aviation wants to fuck these things” these things = the planes, “wants to fuck” = is overly emotionally attached to the plane. “every plane that crashes is a wife who dies” = the technicians will dearly mourn the “death” of the plane, and don’t want it to happen in the first place.
Less likely to die on a bus than a plane. Less likely to be injured on a plane than a bus.
No one’s excited to join the 39 foot long club.
Source on that? Is it per mile traveled because I highly doubt it would be.
I think this is more appropriate in the brand new sentence community.
…can we get some people who work in aviation to confirm or deny this allegation? I’m going to assume it’s true till then and y’all kinda perverts.



