Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
You drink olive oil?
It keeps the tubes smooooth
Classic tweet:
Smooooth!
This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
Please report back on your lack of regret.
not op. I regret nothing!
i like to chop them up and sprinkle them on sandwiches
Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you’ll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.
can you explain??
Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
Most foods make you poo, I think
Got me lol
You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.
You poo’er levels are now over 9000!
I don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.
There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand…
Haggish?
Id actually rather that
Surströmming?
Can’t stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap
Every once in a while I read a comment that is exactly something I have said and today this is it. Everyone I know loves flavorless little black olives and I just love green (especially garlic stuffed) olives.
But what if you ate 30 to 40 of them? Might change your mind…
Eewww id rather eat an olive
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
Missing out on all the calories!
this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
I’ve got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
Nothing truly expires, if you are brave enough.
And?
Spending the night on the porcelain throne with terrible stomach pain, ejecting horrifying fluids.
And?
