• Victor@lemmy.world
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    27 minutes ago

    Here, have an em dash, on me. I’ll take the fall: —

    You know what, I’ve started using em dashes more since the advent of “AI”, in protest. I even learned how to type it out on desktop using its Unicode number, 2014. En dash is 2013, on a related note. Pretty useful IMO.

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    ChatGPT sounds like corpo-speak middle manager marketing slop. They don’t sound human. If your writing is being mistaken for ai, it’s because you’re bad at writing.

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    I have invested years of my life to learn how to spell, use proper grammar, structure my sentences and make a cogent point. Which is why I shall henceforth strive to insert a random motherfucking profanity in as many of my comments as I reasonably can.

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      Your comment is well written but not grammatically correct, since your second sentence is a fragment, and the pronoun “which” has no antecedent.

      ChatGPT writes like a corporation. It’s unmistakable. I read about a book a day, and this idea that I’m going to mistake good writing for AI slop is insane. AI cannot write creatively. It follows rigid ugly patterns by design.

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    4 hours ago

    ugh and when you’re chatting with someone and they have good ideas or correct you, I always feel so dirty writing “You’re right” like I’m using the top 10 worst slurs combined

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      Use autohotkey and map “yalr” to “You’re absolutely right!” And “htbipp” to “Honestly, thats a brilliant idea! Please proceed!” So that you can respond instantly in chat and gaslight everyone into thinking you’re an LLM.

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    My office has dodged a lot of phishing emails because the bots are never as abrupt, poorly composed, and misspelled as emails from the actual bosses

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    And when you’re in a coding class for creating code that you do at work already and have been doing for the last 20 years and you get a zero because your professor says AI wrote it

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      I’d do the same but I feel like it’d be unintelligible, I say, typing on a digital keyboard with my eyes closed, making 0 mistakes