• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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    42 minutes ago

    jokes on you, I learned about texting forensics on a true crime documentary when I was 10 and have purposefully made my writing style unique since then.

    also noone is written as one word, fight me.

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      Because of the inevitable “dont worry mom, im fine dont look for me” text your killer will send?

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      rip fingerprinting and sentiment analysis

      but fr that’s really cool, do you remember the doc name? i want to learn as well

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    It’s literally already documented that ESL speakers and people from outside US/UK sphere get flagged by this stupid “AI detection” nonsense more often. Because they know more uncommon words.

    To my brethren: Stay resolute. Nay, your vocabulary training was not in vain. Never diminish your communicative abilities merely due to prevailing idiocy. Signed… (Verily, never mind, I shall use proper punctuation for this one.)
    —some lass from the far north of Fennoscandian wastes

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    Here, have an em dash, on me. I’ll take the fall: —

    You know what, I’ve started using em dashes more since the advent of “AI”, in protest. I even learned how to type it out on desktop using its Unicode number, 2014. En dash is 2013, on a related note. Pretty useful IMO.

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      FWIW all major OSes support it without having to remember the alt code now

      Mac: opt+shift+hyphen

      Windows: win+shift+hyphen

      Linux: compose, —

      Mobile OSes: hold on hyphen

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        Does the compose key work with Wayland? I haven’t found a way.

        I just use Ctrl+Shift+u, followed by the code point. 🤷‍♂️

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    Ugh, absolutely fucking annoying. I’ve been online since 1994. Back then, proper spelling and grammar were enforced by ‘grammar nazi’s’. If you wanted your post to be taken seriously, you had to write it properly. Because of that, I tend to write longer posts with proper grammar.

    Unfortunately, not writing like a drunk koala means you now MUST be an AI.

    I’ve pretty mych resorted to inserting a random typo somewhere in the comment or post so at least it looks like a human typed.

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      Grammar nazis were just assholes and self-described nazis. Assuming something/someone is an ai without doing any research at all (sample size 1) is also asshole behavior.

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    ChatGPT sounds like corpo-speak middle manager marketing slop. I’ve read about 300 books so far this year, and the idea I’m going to mistake good writing for AI or vice versa is frankly insane.

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    I have invested years of my life to learn how to spell, use proper grammar, structure my sentences and make a cogent point. Which is why I shall henceforth strive to insert a random motherfucking profanity in as many of my comments as I reasonably can.

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      Your comment is well written but not grammatically correct, since your second sentence is a fragment, and the pronoun “which” has no antecedent.

      ChatGPT writes like a corporation. It’s unmistakable. I read about a book a day, and this idea that I’m going to mistake good writing for AI slop is insane. AI cannot write creatively. It follows rigid ugly patterns by design.

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    ugh and when you’re chatting with someone and they have good ideas or correct you, I always feel so dirty writing “You’re right” like I’m using the top 10 worst slurs combined

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      Use autohotkey and map “yalr” to “You’re absolutely right!” And “htbipp” to “Honestly, thats a brilliant idea! Please proceed!” So that you can respond instantly in chat and gaslight everyone into thinking you’re an LLM.

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    And when you’re in a coding class for creating code that you do at work already and have been doing for the last 20 years and you get a zero because your professor says AI wrote it

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    My office has dodged a lot of phishing emails because the bots are never as abrupt, poorly composed, and misspelled as emails from the actual bosses

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      I’d do the same but I feel like it’d be unintelligible, I say, typing on a digital keyboard with my eyes closed, making 0 mistakes