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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

Be prepared

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Be prepared

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    5 beers and hour max? Now that’s a responsible man.

  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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    7 hours ago

    He has a boat? Is it because of the implication?

    • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      Just him and his… tasty treats.

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    12 hours ago

    $75k salary, a house, a boat, a lake house, and a trust fund. What year is this?

    • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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      11 hours ago

      Debt is a hell of a drug

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Really hate when I forget my own name in the middle of a date.

    • Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works
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      13 hours ago

      That’s why you need to pace yourself to 5 beers/hr

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        i’ve got little legs. i should really be at 8 beers/hr if i want to keep pace with the bigger guys.

    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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      He’s drinking 5 beers/hour, it’s a good precaution.

  • danekrae@lemmy.world
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    “Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be a main character on Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”

    Why am I single?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?

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      11 hours ago

      Primus sucks!

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    Neurodivergent people: where can I buy this?

    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      The real trick to relationships for neurodivergent people is that you REALLY need to date other neurodivergent people.

      It’s so much easier than having to explain why you need a nap after the neighbor set off fireworks in the middle of the day after it interrupted an attempt to mow lawn.

      • TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world
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        6 hours ago

        Damn… you just described me.

      • Séimhe (sé / é)@lemmy.world
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        11 hours ago

        Hard agree

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      https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-iphone/iphone-duo

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    Nice to see Violet is getting back into the dating scene.

    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      12 hours ago

      Clearly this is Michael

  • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
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    5 beers per hour?

    Man I’m old but even when a wasn’t old 5 beers per hour would have me pretty trashed.

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      That may be asking the jokes involved.

  • Zkuld@lemmy.world
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    ok, in which freedom units do I have to think, such that 5 beers/h falls under “pace yourself”?

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      12 ounces (350ml) or 16 ounces (470ml) would be typical for an American beer.

      If the guy can reach 6 feet with “thick soles”, he’s not small, so probably the 16 ounce beer as a draft, rather than the 12 ounce beer which is typical for a bottle.

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