I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.
Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
The masturbation will continue until the hurricanes improve.
we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would
It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.
My god… climate change isn’t real, it’s all the gooners fault!
I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.
no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️
/s
Not this year. Notice how there hasn’t been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.
This cannot possibly backfire. I’m sure he’s finally given up on the futile. Time to make a white November.
I was promised hairy palms.
A Calvin and Hobbs that was never printed.
I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?
Nofap is retarded.
The hurricanes turn me on.
