Do preachers still blame natural disaster on politics they don’t like?
i think god has put their hands up and gone away a while ago.
Have you ever fucked in a storm?
10/10
You keep sending us terrible leaders
no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️
/s
As all the Abrahamic gods have taught us ❤️
Not this year. Notice how there hasn’t been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.
This cannot possibly backfire. I’m sure he’s finally given up on the futile. Time to make a white November.
The masturbation will continue until the hurricanes improve.
Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.
Feels like I’m raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!
I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.
If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.
Nofap is retarded.
I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?
we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would
